You know you're bored when...
- Music sounds better than it's ever sounded before... even the kind you wouldn't want to be caught dead listening to
- Taking a shower seems like an escape from the barred hells of wherever it is you're at
- You (being the most uninterested-in-feminine-indulgences), find yourself painting your nails, straightening your hair and cleansing your face every 2 hours and actually enjoying it
- The drowsiness just doesn't end... even after 12 hours of having been in the deepest of slumbers
- You scroll through the phonebook of your cell phone to find people who might just reply when you message them
- You've memorized each crack in your ceiling and know the precise distance between each glow in the dark star you've stuck up there down to a nanometer
- You look over your CV atleast once every day to remind yourself of your usefulness (in theoretical terms)
- People call you up to arrange spur-of-the-moment meetings with you only because they know that the probability of you being the only (and the first) one to show up is very, very high
- Orkut becomes the only place you're able to socialize with old friends
- You can still think of a million more properties of extremely bored individuals with nothing better to do in their lives than to be sitting here making this list in the first place
I could go on forever. I swear.
*tragic pose*
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